davidluizpsgeezer:

“If I score against Chelsea, I will not celebrate”

ICI C’EST?!!!

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIS!

"La jouet-lampe c’est dégueulasse, le cul d’ta mère j’en parle même pas."

I choose the worst time to be born: September.
Autumn, rain, cold, when you have to work but you want to go back to the beach, when you re-learn waking up really REALLY early, when you have to leave your bikini to wear correct clothes, when you’re too busy with exams and work so you can’t take time for yourself, when you wonder when the sun will be back.
A happy time as you can see.
Even if nobody wish my birthday, there’s no problem. I usually live this day as another.

gurl:

15 Things Only Italian Girls Will Understand

pearlandcave:

Am I the only one who finds young Voldemort so incredibly hot?! Ugh, I just love him.

The dark side doesn’t scare me anymore.

I think it’s quite explicit.

jusmcwife:

Do you know why Salazar Slytherin didn’t trust in muggleborns?

When the founders lived in Middle Ages, there was witch-hunts. A huge numbers of witches and wizard were burned and buried alive and drowned.

He didn’t trust muggleborns because he was afraid that they reveal everything. He was afraid that muggleborns get them killed.

For my part - on the contrary - I don’t trust them because they’re the worst thing living on earth (except the list I publish on my description). A mix between magic and filth. Absolutely disgusting. And they’re not “muggle” borns but muggles for life. They aren’t and will never be equal with true wizards.
FILTHY MUDBLOODS!

simplypotterheads:

Oh

my

god.

Dumbledore told Harry they had to know the entire past of Voldemort to understand why he became so mean.

Well, now we know everything.

I need mine! This year, please!!!

I don’t want to go to this fucking school anymore.

Parents get Harry Potter trivia very, very wrong (x)